Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

A new Radiohead album will finally arrive at our ears on Sunday. Does Thom Yorke not care about moms? Or does Thom Yorke care about moms so much he is gifting them sad and beautiful (and very long?) ballads like “Daydreaming.” Earlier this week Chris looked at what it’s like being a Radiohead stan in this phase of the band’s career. I for one am feeling ~optimistic~. See you guys back here in two days for the Comment Party? “Cut yer hair, Thomas. Love, mum.”

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#9  theyachtmaster | May 4th Score:39

Well, it’s pretty easy to understand when you realize he’s actually the first gay person to ever write a song, and he actually invented James Bond, too.

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#8  crania americana | May 5th Score:40

Uh, little tip for you broseph: it’s fucking Magik with a goddamn k. Huge difference. It’s like saying your fave RHCP song is “Under the Overpass” or Califucking.”

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#7  monkeyridinghorse | Apr 29th Score:41

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#6  theyachtmaster | May 3rd Score:42

Did anyone catch Bloc’s cameo?

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#5  cbishop | Apr 29th Score:50

“It’s been five years since Drake discovered the wonders and mysteries of his own ass.” Tom, stop cribbing lines from my fan fic.

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#4 

Doris Montgomery | May 3rd Score:51

and WOMEN

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#3  LeMonjello | May 3rd Score:52

No, Here’s my best guess though:
A mustached balloon eating mashed potatoes.

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#2  Chris DeVille | Apr 29th Score:59

My pre-Premature Evaluation verdict from last night:

Was hoping it would change today, but nah.

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#1 

Amir | May 3rd Score:83

Don’t talk to me or my In Rainbows ever again

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  babybluesedan | Apr 29th Score:-13

Hey guys: I was wondering if you could down vote me more drake’s album not appearing on my apple music till a few minutes later, and me making a comment that was obviously not entirely serious. Thanks guys, that would be great!

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#4  davidmania | May 4th Score:-14

I don’t care about anything you said here and think Beach House are the best band boy bye.

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#3  ShadowMorpheus | May 3rd Score:-15

There is NO SUCH THING AS A STAN! For fuck’s sake I fucking hate that term. It’s so insulting to music lovers of all types. Being a fan of somebodies music, no matter your level fandom, doesn’t make you a fictional character in a fucking Eminem song.

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#2  blochead | May 1st Score:-16

Does anybody have a link to the Ceeep Remixes EP? it’s got amazing remixes by the likes of Eve6, Semisonic, and Maecy Playground. I lost my vinyl version

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#1  babybluesedan | Apr 30th Score:-17

I don’t count an album with a remix of a song from the last album as an official album but if so then in between “The Bends” and “Hail To The Thief”

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  lobster man | May 2nd Score:3

I see someone’s been taking their Alex Jones’ Super Male Vitality pills.

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