Justin Bieber Will Reportedly Get Married Next Week

UPDATE: TMZ reports Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are not married yet but will probably do so next week, likely in Canada.

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Justin Bieber is off the market now. Sorry, everyone. The pop star reportedly interrupted his slow-motion evolution into shop-class hesher long enough to tie the knot with his fiancée Hailey Baldwin. Baldwin is a model and also the daughter of Stephen Baldwin, the Usual Suspects star who became a loud and public fundamentalist Christian and whose face seems to be permanently doing the duck-lips thing, no matter what is happening. Imagine having that guy as a father-in-law. For that matter, imagine having Justin Bieber as a son-in-law.

Bieber and Baldwin got engaged in July, after dating for about a month. And now People reports that, according to an unnamed source, they made it official in New York yesterday at a courthouse. There’s also a “religious source” who claims that they’ll soon have a church celebration and that it will be a “big blowout, in front of God and everyone they love,” a group of people that presumably includes Stephen Baldwin and maybe even multiple other Baldwin brothers. I hope Usher gets invited.

We at Stereogum hope everyone involved is happy! Even Stephen Baldwin!