Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

I’m at Desert Daze this weekend (look at this lineup). And I’m missing Phil Collins’ first-ever Brooklyn show for it so I hope it’s good. Follow Stereogum on Instagram for live coverage. Your best and worst comments from another godforsaken week are below.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Albinosaur
Score:37 | Oct 11th

Given his level of creativity the past few albums, of course his phone password is just pounding zero until it unlocks.

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#9  blochead
Score:39 | Oct 8th

Well now I like Trump 25% less. I defy the mathematicians and philosophers to determine how that is even possible. And yet here we are.

Posted in: Trump Says He Likes Taylor Swift’s Music 25% Less Now
#8  marko
Score:43 | Oct 7th

Grace Jones?

Posted in: Taylor Swift Endorses Tennessee Democrats In Rare Political Statement
#7  cokeparty
Score:46 | Oct 11th

bloc is not cokeparty
I am cokeparty
I’m the bloc, bloc thinks he is
I am the one who is one with Josh Tillman

I am eternal, yet
somehow bloc’s older

Posted in: Read Leonard Cohen’s Poem “Kanye West Is Not Picasso”
#6  Psalm for the Dead
Score:46 | Oct 8th

With headlines like that I honestly had to double check that I was at theonion.com. Jesus fucking christ.

Posted in: Trump Says He Likes Taylor Swift’s Music 25% Less Now
#4  phospholipidbilayer
Score:49 | Oct 9th

Nah, Kacey would just mind her own biscuits so life can be gravy, then follow her arrow wherever it points, being alright with a slow burn taking her time while the world turns. She’d probably feel happy and sad at the same time.

❤️ Bless

Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up”
#3  xiuxiu4life
Score:68 | Oct 9th

Damn. I am not a fan of Lana, but she hit it right on the god damn button:

“u coulda been the greatest female rapper alive but u blew it.”

Fuck. Shit is cold.

Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up”
#2  zachtron
Score:70 | Oct 9th

member when this song came out 7 years ago and everyone was really excited about her potential?

i member

Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up”
#1  champ2010
Score:78 | Oct 7th

Also note that, unlike Kanye’s support of Trump and the idea that slavery never existed(?), she gives concrete reasons and did her thinking about it. I’m cool when pop stars and celebrities share opinions about politics when they’re making a real effort and are informed, regardless of what side they’re on. Though this does beg the question if snakes are legally allowed to vote

Posted in: Taylor Swift Endorses Tennessee Democrats In Rare Political Statement

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  musicfan
Score:-62 | Oct 9th

“This comment is hidden as it has many downvotes. Click here to show it.”

I’m going to try an experiment, whereby I post a fake, pleasing comment just so my comment won’t be hidden.

I love Lana Del Rey so much. Azealia Banks is yucky!

Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up”
#4  musicfan
Score:-66 | Oct 9th

-5

Oooh! 5 downvotes! I wonder if he said something nasty to warrant an hidden comment?

Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up”
#3  musicfan
Score:-66 | Oct 9th

“When you are finished. Be sure to collect the semen ejected from said dicks, and massage this liquid into your aging white lady skin. This is an excellent way to fill the wrinkles left behind by expired botox.”

Yep! Azealia wins! No way Lana Del Boy can cum back from that!

Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up”
#2  musicfan
Score:-74 | Oct 9th

Maybe the downvotes are because some readers are racist? I didn’t pick the white girl as the winner so…..

Very interesting!

Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up”
#1  musicfan
Score:-74 | Oct 9th

Lana Del Boy bores me to death.

Azealia Banks doesn’t. Therefore, AB wins!

Posted in: Lana Del Rey To Azealia Banks: “I Won’t Not Fuck You The Fuck Up”

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  lieutenant wine
Score:7 | Oct 8th

Surprise! This is actually the new Anderson.Paak single.

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