Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

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THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#9 eastside tilly
Score:37 | Sep 17th
Your options are Moby or Morrissey. Choose wisely.
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#8 doogie_browser
Score:38 | Sep 18th
if peeing your pants is cool then i’m ex-foss bandmember beto o’rourke
Posted in: Fake Viral Photo Of Beto O’Rourke Wetting Himself Is Actually (Sandy) Alex G After Spilling Beer
#6 dansolo
Score:39 | Sep 17th
Sorry friend but I disagree here. Between Lizzo, Ariana, LDR, etc., artists lashing out at writers has reached a peak of obnoxiousness this year, and I don’t think the backlash to that is just insecurity. It’s rightful annoyance with artists who conflate any critical engagement with being attacked, and can’t seem to comprehend why it matters to have anyone discussing their work with any more depth than what their stans put out on Twitter. It’s childish and thoughtless and in that way it’s pretty much the same to me as what Lizzo did hear (which after all was not a hate crime it was just Lizzo unleashing her inner White Lady Who Wants to Talk to the Manager)
Posted in: Lizzo Apologizes For Posting Name And Photo Of Postmates Driver Who Allegedly Stole Her Food
#5 wesz_rosen
Score:40 | Sep 18th
The catalogue of perfectly bizarre politically-adjacent headlines on S’gum is truly something to behold. Someone oughta do a top 10 list of them, this one absolutely cracks it.
Posted in: Fake Viral Photo Of Beto O’Rourke Wetting Himself Is Actually (Sandy) Alex G After Spilling Beer
#4 Rory
Score:45 | Sep 18th
I’m sure the fact that this was quickly shown not to be Beto will have a major impact on its circulation and longevity on right wing facebook
Posted in: Fake Viral Photo Of Beto O’Rourke Wetting Himself Is Actually (Sandy) Alex G After Spilling Beer
#2 Yung
Score:53 | Sep 17th
Doesn’t seem like she actually apologized to the driver, but rather to twitter
Posted in: Lizzo Apologizes For Posting Name And Photo Of Postmates Driver Who Allegedly Stole Her Food
#1 spoonman
Score:68 | Sep 18th
You can’t spell “Medicare for All” without “me”!
Posted in: Taylor Swift Talks White Supremacy, Says She’s Now Obsessed With Politics And Focused On 2020 Election

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 Yung
Score:-18 | Sep 19th
Imagine Ted Nugent doing that to Obama
Posted in: Slowthai Ends Mercury Prize Performance With Boris Johnson’s Fake Severed Head
#4 WilliamSockner
Score:-18 | Sep 17th
The thing about comedy is it’s supposed to be funny.
Posted in: Lizzo Apologizes For Posting Name And Photo Of Postmates Driver Who Allegedly Stole Her Food
#3 StupidAsshole
Score:-19 | Sep 13th
more like deady money amirite
Posted in: Eddie Money Dead At 70
#2 blochead
Score:-21 | Sep 18th
Maybe throw someone in the mix with “songs”
Posted in: Fake Viral Photo Of Beto O’Rourke Wetting Himself Is Actually (Sandy) Alex G After Spilling Beer
#1 THEREALARKITOOTHUS
Score:-25 | Sep 18th
Really? Seems like a forced and coldy calculated move by TayTay’s PR team to me. I don’t think she really gives a crap.
Posted in: Taylor Swift Talks White Supremacy, Says She’s Now Obsessed With Politics And Focused On 2020 Election

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

Splashy the punk rock dolphin
Score:29 | Sep 17th
On a different note, I always love reading these comments. Especially with this article, almost every comment I read is really thoughtful and it’s nice seeing online discourse like this. Not to yet personal, but I’ve been feeling very alone and although I don’t interact with yall on here as much as others I feel like yall are the friends I always want to talk to. Thank you for that.
Posted in: Lizzo Apologizes For Posting Name And Photo Of Postmates Driver Who Allegedly Stole Her Food