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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best Comments

This week's #6/#5 arrangement is 🤌. Great work from you all heading into Moo Deng Autumn.

I’m late to whatever these creatures are but I enjoy them so far https://t.co/a88iDwnsrT

— Noah Kahan (@NoahKahan) September 18, 2024

I’m n luv with a hippo pic.twitter.com/Ca52xjIzxD

— T-Pain (@TPAIN) September 18, 2024

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— shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard) September 19, 2024

THIS WEEK'S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 
MAGSEVEN
Score: 31 | Sep 14th

I'm gonna kick Navaaaaaaarrrrooooo!

Posted in: Jane's Addiction Show Ends In Fight, Perry Farrell's Wife Offers Explanation
#9 
dustrock
Score: 33 | Sep 14th

Man really thought the only time I would hear "engineered violent recidivism while you fight to disarm helpless innocent citizens" was in a System of a Down song

Posted in: Ted Nugent Responds To Pearl Jam Turning His Song Into Anti-Gun Anthem
#8 
horserenoir
Score: 34 | Sep 16th

Johnny Marr almost certainly did this to make sure that The Smiths stay dead permanently. It's a testament to how toxic and obnoxious Morrissey is that he would feel the need to do this.

Posted in: Morrissey Says Johnny Marr Has Acquired The Smiths Trademark, Can Replace Him As Band's Vocalist
#7 
therealmichael_
Score: 37 | Sep 19th

This guy has made so much money off of playing both sides. He's like the person you run into on a dating app who has "Moderate" as their political affiliation, and at first, they seems maybe just a little nuanced, but then next thing you know, you're driving halfway to Boston for a date with them and midway there, you start getting texts from them about how they're antivax and don't think people should be trans, so you turn your car right back around and go home, pondering how the fuck you're supposed to meet anyone in this world anymore.

Posted in: Zach Bryan Deletes X Account After Backlash To Taylor Swift Tweet
#6 
prefab
Score: 38 | Sep 19th

But sadly, Mozart's fans only want to listen to the old stuff...

Posted in: Previously Unknown Mozart Music Unearthed In German Library
#5 
fkacody
Score: 39 | Sep 19th

Honestly it's just a different type of music fan...someone who loves the All American Rejects are simply not looking for new music from anyone really. Music for them is a nostalgia play. They are too busy looking after their 4 kids (Kayleigh, Jayden, Spruce and Jarleign) to be able to care about new music. Life's busy! Live Laugh Love ya'll 💖

Posted in: The All-American Rejects Say Fans Don't Want New Songs, Drop "Flagpole Sitta" Cover
#4 
Jeff Bucc-lee
Score: 41 | Sep 19th

I’m more concerned that he still loves Kanye West

Posted in: Zach Bryan Deletes X Account After Backlash To Taylor Swift Tweet
#3 
ShadowMorpheus
Score: 43 | Sep 15th

I just want everyone to vote. Every damn person who is registered, please vote. If you're not registered and you can be, please register, and vote. Because I want there to be the highest voter turnout in history when he loses, badly.

Posted in: Donald Trump Posts "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!" On Truth Social
#2 
Tron Weasley
Score: 44 | Sep 17th

Thank you person who created account just to defend the world's wealthiest man.

Posted in: Conor Oberst Says Elon Musk Is "One Of The Biggest Pieces Of Shit To Ever Walk The Fucking Earth" — And “Grimes Sucks” Too
#1 
Migraine_Boy
Score: 48 | Sep 14th

Between this and Dave Grohl's love child, ROCK STARS ARE BACK BABY

Gen X, lets ride. Burn out > Fade Away

Posted in: Jane's Addiction Show Ends In Fight, Perry Farrell's Wife Offers Explanation

THIS WEEK'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF'S CHOICE

Mugen
Sep 16th

Damn, even with the band coming to an end, they still want to fight Tom, that's dedication right there.

Posted in: The Boys Are Leaving Town: The Final Days Of Japandroids

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