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Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best Comments

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THIS WEEK'S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 
dansolo
Score: 21 | Dec 4th

My eyes glazed over my ghost left my body and I was still somehow only 3/5ths of the way through this article

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#9 
dansolo
Score: 21 | Dec 4th

Return to Wookie Mountain

Posted in: TV On The Radio's Tunde Adebimpe Appears In Star Wars TV Show Skeleton Crew
#8 
thepowerout
Score: 22 | Dec 3rd

"This assumption is also based on the fact that the YMCA was apparently being used as some sort of gay hangout and since one of the writers was gay and some of the Village People are gay, the song must be a message to gay people. To that I say once again, get your minds out of the gutter."

Gays and gay related things automatically equals gutter.Dude's a piece of shit.

Posted in: Village People Singer Thanks Donald Trump For Using "Y.M.C.A.," Denies It’s A "Gay Anthem"
#7 
dansolo
Score: 22 | Dec 3rd

You can’t assume it’s a gay song just because it’s about a gay cruising spot and I wrote it with a gay guy for a gay band who made gay albums!!!

Posted in: Village People Singer Thanks Donald Trump For Using "Y.M.C.A.," Denies It’s A "Gay Anthem"
#6 
Logan Taylor
Score: 22 | Nov 30th

God, it’s just going to be four years of this lol

Posted in: Gibson Hits Trump Guitars With Cease-And-Desist, While Feds Seize Thousands Of Other Fakes In LA
#5 
Chazpod
Score: 23 | Dec 2nd

This is probably the chalkiest my list has been in years. Plenty of very good this year, but not a ton of great for me. Haven't had enough time with Kendrick or FJM to include them on this list, so I didn't. Merry Listmas, y'all!

1. MJ Lenderman-Manning Fireworks

2. Vampire Weekend-Only God Was Above Us

3. Mk.gee-Two Star & the Dream Police

4. Fontaines DC-Romance

5. Charli XCX-Brat

6. This Is Lorelei-Box For Buddy, Box For Star

7. Astrid Sonne-Great Doubt

8. Deerlady-Greatest Hits

9. Tyla-Tyla

10. Foxing-Foxing

11. Christopher Owens-I Wanna Run Barefoot Through Your Hair

12. Heems & Lapgan-LAFANDAR

13. Jessica Pratt-Here In the Pitch

14. Beth Gibbons-Lives Outgrown

15. Magdalena Bay-Imaginal Disk

16. Nia Archives-Silence Is Loud

17. Burial-Dreamfear/Boy From Above

18. The Cure-Songs Of A Lost World

19. Jamie Xx-In Waves

20. Peter Cat Recording Co-Beta

Posted in: The 50 Best Albums Of 2024
#4 
NickCaves_Forehead
Score: 24 | Dec 1st

Am I the only one reading it like Morrissey doesn't know how Wikipedia works?

Posted in: Morrissey Mad At Wikipedia, Claims He Was Never In The Nosebleeds Nor Slaughter And The Dogs
#3 
Callie Petch
Score: 27 | Dec 2nd

All-timer year. Could've done a Top 75 and still been making painful cuts. (Also this is already out of date cos I made it last week.)(Also also: there's at least a 4 month blindspot in releases cos I fell behind and never managed to fully catch-up outside of the big albums I wasn't skipping for a second; SORRY, IT WAS AN INTIMIDATINGLY GOOD YEAR!)

  1. Jamie xx - In Waves

  2. Charli XCX - BRAT

  3. Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk

  4. SPRINTS - Letter to Self

  5. St. Vincent - All Born Screaming

  6. Adrianne Lenker - Bright Future

  7. Yard Act - Where's My Utopia?

  8. Friko - Where we've been, Where we go from here

  9. Vampire Weekend - Only God Was Above Us

  10. Heems & Lapgan - LAFANDAR

  11. Mannequin Pussy - I Got Heaven

  12. Remi Wolf - Big Ideas

  13. WILLOW - empathogen

  14. The Last Dinner Party - Prelude to Ecstasy

  15. Vince Staples - Dark Times

  16. Billie Eilish - HIT ME HARD AND SOFT

  17. Lip Critic - Hex Dealer

  18. Brittany Howard - What Now

  19. Gouge Away - Deep Sage

  20. Jessica Pratt - Here In The Pitch

  21. Kendrick Lamar - GNX

  22. Ducks Ltd. - Harm's Way

  23. The Staves - All Now

  24. Rosali - Bite Down

  25. Justice - Hyperdrama

  26. Hurray for the Riff Raff - The Past is Still Alive

  27. Confidence Man - 3AM (LA LA LA)

  28. Sleater-Kinney - Little Rope

  29. Bonny Light Horseman - Keep Me On Your Mind/See You Free

  30. KNEECAP - Fine Art

  31. Various - I Saw The TV Glow (Original Soundtrack)

  32. Knocked Loose - You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To

  33. Chelsea Wolfe - She Reaches Out To She Reaches Out To She

  34. Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA

  35. The Messthetics & James Brandon Lewis - S/T

  36. Doechii - Alligator Bites Never Heal

  37. Waxahatchee - Tigers Blood

  38. The Cure - Songs of a Lost World

  39. Bashy - Being Poor is Expensive

  40. A. G. Cook - Britpop

EDIT: Wow, only 12 crossing over onto the staff list. And here I thought my tastes were officially Stereogum-core.

Also, phenomenal BRAT write-up @Abby Jones!

Posted in: The 50 Best Albums Of 2024
#2 
raptor jesus
Score: 27 | Dec 2nd

(The following hyperbole is an homage to the end of the year lists by cokemachineglow [the site that showed me Women and Cindy Lee])

As the end of year album of the year comment section always proves: music taste is subjective. I think that’s true to a point. Sure, you like what you like and let nobody make you feel any different and all that. But there’s a reason we elite music listeners compare notes here at the end of the year: to see if we can find some objective picks.

It doesn’t always happen and I’m not sure it will happen this year. Nevertheless, there has been one thought floating around my head all year that will surely upset someone.

Diamond Jubilee is objectively the best album of the year. For the first time in a long time, I strongly feel that NOT agreeing with this is just plain wrong. I know. Get mad. You’re wrong. Diamond Jubilee is not only the best of the year, it is the best of the century. I’m saying this from the future in the year 2100. It’s already on my gravestone: Here Lies Raptor Jesus. Diamond Jubilee AOTC.

It is everything I’d ever need from an album. Two hours of infinitely listenable songs that vary in style but walk the fine line of keeping balance throughout its aforementioned TWO HOUR runtime. It’s an absolute marvel. It’s a miracle. Nobody expected THIS from Cindy Lee. Nobody has made a double album this good. I relistened to Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness. I relistened to the White Album. Diamond Jubilee reigns supreme. If it isn’t scientific fact to you now, I will be accepting future flowers on said gravestone in the year 2100 when you do realize.

All this death talk should explain my number two. Fun year for music, even if the rest of it was all besides the (diamond-tipped) point.

  1. Cindy Lee – Diamond Jubilee

  2. MGMT – Loss of Life

  3. Charli XCX – brat

  4. Magdalena Bay – Imaginal Disk

  5. Vampire Weekend – Only God Was Above Us

  6. Blood Incantation – Absolute Elsewhere

  7. Infant Island – Obsidian Wreath

  8. The Cure – Songs of A Lost World

  9. godspeed you! black emperor – “NO TITLE AS OF 13 FEBRUARY 2024 28,340 DEAD”

  10. MJ Lenderman – Manning Fireworks

  11. Mount Eerie – Night Palace

  12. Kendrick Lamar – GNX

  13. Bladee – Cold Visions

  14. Jamie xx – In Waves

  15. DIIV – Frog In Boiling Water

  16. Beth Gibbons – Lives Outgrown

  17. Father John Misty – Mahashmashana

  18. Chat Pile – Cool World

  19. Nilüfer Yanya – My Method Actor

  20. Julia Holter – Something In The Room She Moves

Posted in: The 50 Best Albums Of 2024
#1 
perfectomix
Score: 36 | Dec 3rd

Whole lotta words just to say “fuck you, got mine”

“PS: no homo”

Posted in: Village People Singer Thanks Donald Trump For Using "Y.M.C.A.," Denies It’s A "Gay Anthem"

THIS WEEK'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF'S CHOICE

galacticana
Dec 2nd

JUNT is the new djent

Posted in: Knocked Loose Frontman Addresses Viral Claim That Their TV Debut Scared An ADOLESCENT

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