Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

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THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Iron Fist
Score:20 | Feb 22nd

You just have an agenda. Every since Stereogum came out pro-Franken Berry, you’ve been all kinds of pissed off.

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#9  meat
Score:20 | Feb 17th

you know what goes great with meatloaf?

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#8  crania americana
Score:22 | Feb 22nd

Haven’t seen numbnuts used for quite some time, really enjoyed it. Would have also accepted bunghole, dingus, or fartknocker.

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#7  d-brad
Score:22 | Feb 22nd

I go to the Stereogum home page often, and rarely have I reacted so viscerally to the title of a new post.

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#6  padfoot24
Score:24 | Feb 21st

This is some awesome writing, seriously.

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#4  theyachtmaster
Score:26 | Feb 23rd

This unfortunately precludes the possibility of Beyoncé giving birth on stage without missing a beat and having her offspring immediately and seamlessly join the choreography, which they have been practicing in the womb for nine months.

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#3  blochead
Score:28 | Feb 20th

“Desiigner is correct. We also would’ve accepted Future”

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#2  raptor jesus
Score:32 | Feb 21st

Pretty solid review by [REDACTED] but it suffers from the lack of a numerical score telling me what to think so I don’t have to read the article.

5.9

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#1  dansolo
Score:46 | Feb 17th

Meat Loaf: it’s what you get when you can’t have Springsteen

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  PretentiousJerk
Score:-10 | Feb 22nd

Wow, a personal insult from the big man himself, what an honor ;)

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#4  explanationpoint
Score:-11 | Feb 22nd

The song is two years old Skepta.

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#3  explanationpoint
Score:-12 | Feb 22nd

I don’t know why we let Drake-level struggle bars pass when they’re said with an accent.

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#2  CountChocula
Score:-14 | Feb 22nd

Articles like this kind of make me dislike Stereogum. What is the line between news source and tabloid.

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#1  PretentiousJerk
Score:-15 | Feb 22nd

“It’s not hard to imagine Future as a homewrecking machine, a human tornado getting vengeance on the world by tearing apart as many happy relationships as possible.”
You can’t be serious. This is the most misty-eyed, nice guy bullshit line I’ve read in some time. It takes two to tango, he’s not tearing apart anything that wasn’t already failing.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  crania americana
Score:6 | Feb 23rd

Pretty remarkable story to go from a construction worker to a pop superstar in just a few months. The good news is her rapid ascent has opened up a good middle-class job as Fifth Harmony’s cement mixer.

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