Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

It’s Music’s Biggest Night™ on Sunday. Congrats in advance to Adele. Of course no one (except the nominees) cares who wins Grammys, but we’ll be tuning in to see who pays tribute to George Michael, how Lady Gaga sounds backed by Metallica, and what Daft Punk have to say about Donald Trump. (Also it’s our job to watch the whole thing.) Hope you’ll join our comment party and share some dank memes. Good luck Parquet Courts!

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Scott Lapatine
Score:32 | Feb 3rd

On the second day in our new office in the men’s room I placed my phone against one of the toilet seat cover dispensers and it FELL DOWN THE METAL CABINET and I had to call facilities to like unscrew the whole fixture to get it how was your week?

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#9  blochead
Score:33 | Feb 8th

Was gonna avoid this thread like the plague. But your post forced my hand. There’s a HUGE difference between being an immature boob that says “boobies” and being a hate filled piece of fucking shit.

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#8  cheap_suit_jr_jr
Score:33 | Feb 8th

Yeah, shouldn’t this headline read, “Fuck Migos”? Interesting to compare the two takes.

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#7  crania americana
Score:34 | Feb 6th

Back in my day when you wrote a diss track about a parent it was called “nu-metal.”

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#6  cheap_suit_jr_jr
Score:34 | Feb 8th

That’s my take. The fact that rappers don’t think molly is super gay is hilarious to me. Might as well have said, “That’s wack, yo. He came out rapping about bespoke trousers and Dolly Parton!”

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#5  jloo
Score:39 | Feb 8th

Kiss my whole asshole, Migos 😘

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#4  YouBeautifulBastard
Score:47 | Feb 8th

I hope everyone recognizes that it’s OK for gay dudes to rob drug dealers, though.

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#2  jloo
Score:74 | Feb 8th

I’m gay and my best friend is also gay and he dealt Molly for the better part of three years, LOL. We each came out to each other while rolling bawlz.

Molly is gayest drug there is. 😂

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#1  crania americana
Score:82 | Feb 8th

rain drop/ drop top/ I’m troubled by the persistence of homophobia in hip hop

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  C U L T U R E
Score:-18 | Feb 8th

Riddle me this, neo-fascists:
Where do you draw the line on political violence? Should Nazis only be punched or is it permissible to kill them? How do you define a Nazi? Who gets to decide what a Nazi is? What if you were accused of being a Nazi? Is Milo Yiannopoulos, a gay Jew, a Nazi?
You people are disgusting. You’re opening up a pandora’s box with you irrational legitimization of political violence.

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#4  cuckslayer
Score:-21 | Feb 8th

Anyone associated with a political movement from the from 1933 to 1945 needs to be punched. But rapists on the other hand are fine. What a joke of a human being.

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#3  cuckslayer
Score:-24 | Feb 8th

friends please don’t take advice from an alcoholic womanizer like thor. do not hit anyone regardless of their sex, age, race or political views.

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#2  cuckslayer
Score:-28 | Feb 8th

Maybe in the 1930’s it was. Grow up.

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#1  cuckslayer
Score:-30 | Feb 8th

Hey Marc, why don’t you have another beer and stop supporting violence.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  monkeyridinghorse
Score:7 | Feb 9th

When Kendrick’s California Love comes on…

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