Workin’ In A Cocktail Bar: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Everybody loves “Don’t You Want Me,” the chart-topping, He Said/She Said hit from Sheffield synth-pop masters the Human League.

“You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar,” it starts. Then it has other lyrics that are different and ultimately inessential. A few days ago a YouTube user took it upon him or herself to edit the other crap out. It’s much more straightforward now! Enjoy “Workin’ In A Cocktail Bar” below, it’s perfect.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 meat | Jul 27th Score:23

so fancy.

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Doris Montgomery | Jul 30th Score:23

He likes EDM? That’s surprising.

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#8 ads | Jul 29th Score:23

If they wanted to prove that as well as being no match for Noel’s talent, they’re also no match for his wit, then they succeeded with flying colours!

(Stupid accent? How childish How is his manc accent stupid? The hat is stupid. You’re a grown man (or mouse?) FFS.)

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#7 blochead | Jul 29th Score:24

Awesome. She’s so great. She’s gonna fail ALOT in her long career. That’s the lot of people that swing for the fences. I can’t wait for her horrible failures and her even more spectacular successes. Claire is the fucking bees knees.

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#6 mickrandom26 | Jul 30th Score:26

That TSA Agent should know better: never look for meat on Morrissey.

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#5 blochead | Jul 30th Score:28

UPDATE:

Morrissey cancels complaint

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#3 meat | Jul 30th Score:30

have fun at your dancing party

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#2 meat | Jul 29th Score:32

lame. all build up. no drop.

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#1 meat | Jul 30th Score:37

if ever i publicly call someone an idiot, remind me not to follow it up with a story about how i sit around with my buds to see who can punch the hardest.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 dototto | Jul 29th Score:-15

if only tom could say the n word, his life would be complete

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#4 lil wotie | Jul 29th Score:-18

both garbage

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#3 oh. | Jul 28th Score:-19

An album released for streaming in no way necessitates you opening an article with a personal story of being 16. Take it as a tip that almost nothing, other than an article about when you were 16, necessitates you opening an article with a personal story of being 16.

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#2 miss_merboy | Jul 30th Score:-19

it’s a tie across the board

for last place

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#1

Darren Frye | Jul 30th Score:-23

The single most overrated band in the history of music, except (maybe) U2.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

neverabadidea | Jul 28th Score:6

Is this secretly a videogum post? Because It’s missing something:

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