Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

This week we heard new albums by Lizzo and Wand, we watched Guava Island and Homecoming, and we logged a 10 out of 10 in The Number Ones, everyone’s favorite column.

Have a great weekend, everyone. Love is dead.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  blochead
Score:29 | Apr 16th

Y’know what this moment requires? A bunch of middle aged straight white music snobs opinions. Yup, that’s exactly what we need here.

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#9  Y B B
Score:30 | Apr 13th

Autobot or Decepticon

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#8  Scott Lapatine
Score:32 | Apr 12th

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#7  Dr Sleepless
Score:32 | Apr 17th

Goddamn you Asian-American candidates
Do it to me every time

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#6  undergroundspoon
Score:32 | Apr 13th

So glad that the next steward of American empire might have cool taste in music.

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#5  stereodog
Score:33 | Apr 12th

These songs just aren’t taking me places.

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#4  Scott Lapatine
Score:33 | Apr 12th

🏆🏆🏆

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#3  Chris DeVille
Score:33 | Apr 18th

It’s a lyric from her own song, so

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#2  dafs
Score:37 | Apr 16th

Yep, people having opinions about admitted sexual predators is definitely 1984 come to life.

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#1  StarkyLoveMD
Score:38 | Apr 18th

FDT is an all time classic and Laura Ingraham is a racist piece of shit. I know, hot takes.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  misskitten
Score:-20 | Apr 17th

He’s probably smarter then all the Stereogum commentators IQ collectively pooled though

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#4  roland1824
Score:-21 | Apr 16th

The over the top praise in this thread is just wild.

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#3  roland1824
Score:-21 | Apr 18th

Did you really have to use a food metaphor for Lizzo in the headline…?

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#2  Maneki Nekko
Score:-25 | Apr 16th

The Thought Police are real.

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#1  Martin F
Score:-29 | Apr 12th

Technically, they’re not typos, just bad grammar and lazy writing; but why does that surprise you in this day and age? Hardly anyone gives a shit about proper English anymore.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  Captain Badass
Score:10 | Apr 16th

I didn’t see much discussion of the Anderson Paak album here, but it’s really good, incredibly effortless, and way better than Oxnard. Though my perception may be swayed by the fact that Wisconsin is having its first sunny days in months just at the time it came out.

That said, am I crazy or does this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VilLEEzVZRA

Sound very much like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6QlnO7iT7E

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