Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

The Golden Globes are on Sunday, hosted by Andy Samberg and Sandra Oh. Good luck Ally!

January 4th and I’m still writing 2018 on my memes, smh.

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THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Bobby_Draper
Score:29 | Jan 2nd

“Cecilia” SLAPS

Posted in: The Number Ones: Ray Stevens’ “Everything Is Beautiful”
#9  storkknees
Score:31 | Jan 2nd

In May of 1970, Nixon illegally expanded the Vietnam war into Cambodia. To do this, Nixon broke campaign promises and the constitutional guaranteed separation of war time powers. The first casualties were the hundreds of citizens in the paths of the bombs. The deaths of Americans soldiers deployed to the region would soon follow. Living rooms watched as college students protesting at Kent State were gunned down by representatives of their own government. Less publicized but equally horrific, two college students at Jackson State were murdered by the police. Destabilized by the bombing, Cambodia’s government began to crumple. In a few years, Pol Pot would rise to power. Cambodian Killing Fields saw some of the most barbaric and senseless violence of the 20th Century, a century sadly all too filled with competition for that title. Yet, the month closed with a Country novelty singer yucking his way up the charts with how “Everything is Beautiful”. As wrongheaded as Barry Sadler was, at least he believed what he said. Ray Stevens has spent the past few years praising racial profiling and hating Muslims. The song is cynical a cash grab as Disco Duck, but without the benefit of being of its age. This song will never work. From the bottom of my heart, fuck this worthless piece of shit song.

Posted in: The Number Ones: Ray Stevens’ “Everything Is Beautiful”
#8  Psalm for the Dead
Score:31 | Jan 2nd

Or maybe I should read the fucking article. *slaps head* Sorry everyone. See you in 2020.

Posted in: Jonny Greenwood, AKA Marty Funkhauser, Pays Tribute To The Late Bob Einstein
#7  bingbonglol
Score:31 | Jan 3rd

Whether you’re going or not can we all appreciate that APHEX TWIN is billed higher than WIZ KHALIFA

Posted in: Coachella 2019 Lineup
#6  undergroundspoon
Score:31 | Jan 2nd

Hmmm yeah, definitely a stage set-up issue and not something else:
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1080209800846176256

Posted in: Kanye West Reportedly No Longer Headlining Coachella After Stage Setup Dispute
#5  doogie_browser
Score:33 | Jan 2nd

this post goes out to the suckers that expected 2019 to be different

Posted in: Justin Bieber Got A Face Tattoo
#4  blochead
Score:35 | Dec 30th, 2018

Where are all the folks who strung him up by his balls on twitter a couple days ago? Their silence has been deafening since this clarifying statement

Posted in: Amen Dunes Explains His Quote About Not Collaborating With Women
#3  Xandra
Score:36 | Dec 30th, 2018

Wow, that’s really tough. I hope he can continue to heal from such a horrible horrible situation. I think this is also a moment to address a rather concerning trend of subjecting people to scrutiny without the benefit of the doubt which then forces them into a level of honesty that they may not be ready for (i.e. interrogating the women involved in Girls about their sexual orientation)

Posted in: Amen Dunes Explains His Quote About Not Collaborating With Women
#2  anchor
Score:41 | Jan 2nd

The line work is just OK, but overall, that’s a pretty good tattoo of a pre-pubescent mustache.

Posted in: Justin Bieber Got A Face Tattoo
#1  321letsjam
Score:55 | Dec 30th, 2018

Less interneting for everyone in 2019 I think would be helpful.

Posted in: Amen Dunes Explains His Quote About Not Collaborating With Women

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  charles barkley
Score:-11 | Jan 2nd

Wow, Tom. Did it hurt to not simply type: I hate 21 Savage?

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#4  pedrodickey
Score:-12 | Jan 3rd

Who cares about this talentless little twat boy? Stereogum catering to the pop elevator music/tmz crowd now. Where he hell these ppl come from?

Posted in: Rae Sremmurd’s Slim Jxmmi Involved In Street Fight In New Zealand
#3  Psalm for the Dead
Score:-12 | Jan 2nd

“Jonny Greenwood, AKA Marty Funkhauser”?? While I would love it, I don’t think Jonny has graced us with his interpretation of Marty Funkhauser. I think you might want to fix that headline. Bob was the shit tho, RIP.

Posted in: Jonny Greenwood, AKA Marty Funkhauser, Pays Tribute To The Late Bob Einstein
#2  shockadelica
Score:-13 | Dec 30th, 2018

I doubt that picking a picture of Damon wearing
a wife-beater was intentional but it feels like editorializing all things considered.

Posted in: Amen Dunes Explains His Quote About Not Collaborating With Women
#1  Win
Score:-15 | Dec 31st, 2018

This guy definitely beats his kids.

Posted in: Kanye To Drake: “Don’t Follow My Fucking Wife On Instagram”

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  anewfaceinhell
Score:7 | Jan 3rd

Idris Elba DJ set?!?! Shit, my wife is going to Coachella without me for sure.

Posted in: Thoughts On The Coachella 2019 Poster