Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Y’all, I have a kid now.

If you turned out the quality of The Beatles catalog at the pace that they did it, you’d at least be as big as, like, Spoon.

Posting this tweet whenever this movie comes up:

[I wake up in a world where The Beatles never existed]

Me: Check out this song I just wrote

[I begin playing “Ob La Di Ob La Da” without having first built up years of goodwill]

Crowd of people: Wow, this sucks ass

— Sean O'Neal (@seanoneal) February 13, 2019

Honestly shocked by this. I met Cardi B last night and she was incredibly nice to me from what I remember. Unfortunately, things got a little foggy after we got in that Uber together, I must’ve had too much to drink!

Also has anyone seen my wallet?

Fuck off, Morrissey.

To die on this hill / is such a heavenly way to die

did u create an account just for this flex cuz i’m dying tbh

I wish someone would tell Dave Grohl he’s fully allowed to like things and not label them as rock music.

“Everyone ultimately prefers their own race” is a very racist statement.

Billy Bragg Addresses Morrissey’s Support For Far-Right Party, Interpol Decide Not To

Huh. Despite the weird effects I still hate it (cue tone deaf vocals)

the same

Yes, everyone should have an opinion about everything about everybody.

Great example of how people will parse words closely to get to a conclusion they want, but won't do so whenever the conclusion may be one they do not want to admit.

I hate that man with all my heart. My friends love him but I just get angry whenever they send me his stuff.

Yes, how great it would be if everyone we don't like or disagree with would just simply die!

not many people know that singing requires a fair amount of calories from the singer, which is why most singing seals choose to eat a full loaf of gluten free bread in front of carly rae jepsen.