Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

I trust you will spend the weekend reading all the excellent features we published this week… Collin on Lil Wayne. Ryan on Dave Matthews. Gabriela on Grouper. Chris on Ella Mai. Larry on Deafheaven. James on Sorry. Julia on Sex & The City. Tom on Sada Baby. Grace on Liz Phair. Nate on Guru. Zoe on Nothing. Peter on Kali Uchis. Etc. Not to mention the 50 best albums of 2018 so far. And a fucking ice cream review?! Truly something for everyone except Amen Dunes fans. Your best and worst comments are below. Check ‘em out when you’re done retitling your Kids See Ghosts MP3s.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Ghost_Of_Fried_Potatoes
Score:39 | Jun 6th

A vegan, atheist, and crossfitter walk into a bar. I know because they all told me in the first 2 minutes.

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#9 

Adam Smith Riggs
Score:39 | Jun 1st

My vote for “so stupid they’re great” would be “I love your titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once”. In fact, it’s the best line on this mostly so-so album.

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#8  blochead
Score:40 | Jun 6th

No surprisingly everything Moz eats is some shade of white

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#7 

Joseph Miller
Score:40 | Jun 1st

Also am I the only one cringing hard as hell at the Lines about him wondering how his daughters body is gonna turn out on the last song? So weird.

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#6  Your Intolerant Uncle Dave
Score:42 | Jun 5th

This comment has been deleted because it violates our policy on hateful and abusive content.

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#5  generic orange soda
Score:42 | Jun 5th

Shocker of the year that he’s against feminism. It’s not like he’s literally the embodiment of damn near everything feminism is against or anything! Goodness, no. That would be absurd.

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#4  BombsOutOfBibles
Score:46 | Jun 1st

*quickly scans to #1 to make sure “Y Control” is in its deserved spot.*
*slowly scans up through 10 to see how far away “Y Control” is from its deserved spot.”

WELP

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#3  undergroundspoon
Score:46 | Jun 6th

No more rappers in Wyoming / please baby, no more rappers in Wyoming.

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#2  padfoot24
Score:47 | Jun 1st

There’s a much better album about an egomaniac going through a manic depressive episode today.

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#1  El Gummo
Score:50 | Jun 1st

TELL ME WHO CAN RELATE

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
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#5  inthedeadofknight
Score:-18 | Jun 5th

I always have, because she makes bad music, and my nature isn’t to just ignore something that’s bad, it’s to point and say “LOOK AT HOW BAD THAT IS!”

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#4  YoungintonYoung
Score:-19 | Jun 5th

methheads gonna meth

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#3  Happycarl
Score:-23 | Jun 5th

Grimes looks like shes exclusively into rimjobs.

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#2  lieutenant wine
Score:-26 | Jun 2nd

It *might* have something to do with the fact that he hasn’t released anything remotely interesting since Love What Happened Here (but don’t tell his fans that, I hear they’re the sensitive type).

Wasn’t this the genius that just last week exposed himself as completely clueless by saying “we don’t ever question women discussing the things they are struggling with”?? Yeah, that’s the one! He’s all yours.

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#1  YoungintonYoung
Score:-27 | Jun 5th

can’t wait for her teeth to look as bad as Madonnas

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  crania americana
Score:13 | Jun 6th

Will this PEOPLE also name a Sexiest Man of the Year?

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