Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Last night I saw Bob Dylan and his band at the Beacon. You’ll have to take my word for it because no photos were allowed. (They can either play or they can pose, ok?) They sounded pretty tight, and opened with “Things Have Changed,” “It Ain’t Me, Babe,” “Highway 61 Revisited,” and “Simple Twist Of Fate.” Dylan played guitar on two songs, which is two more than the last time I saw him. You’re very well-read, it’s well-known, and you can read this week’s best and worst comments about Billie Eilish, Van Halen, and Kid Rock below.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Krillin
Score:36 | Dec 4th

Idk about this situation directly, but it kinda sucks that nearly all physical contact is instantly thought to be romantic intent.

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#9  gucci_mango
Score:39 | Dec 2nd

First they came for the Lil Xans not loving Tupacs and I said nothing, for I was not a Lil Xan…

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#8  Spudlord
Score:40 | Dec 3rd

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#7  Y*B*B
Score:40 | Dec 4th

If only that headline had cut off at the end of the first line.

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#6  cokeparty
Score:41 | Dec 1st

Save them from the nothing their instruments have become.

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#5  Decatur Or
Score:44 | Dec 4th

Apologize for Man of the Woods.

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#4  theyachtmaster
Score:46 | Dec 2nd

it’s so important to get outside of our bubble and interact with cultures we don’t usually. so everyone, find an uncle who peaked in high school. drink beer with him in his garage. listen to his stories about his ex wife and almost making varsity and his camaro. open the dialogue.

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#3  Steve in Accounting
Score:47 | Dec 1st

Fans came to see Evanescence and wound up seeing incandescence! LOL

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#2  osufan77
Score:49 | Dec 2nd

She’s 17, and probably doesn’t know about all the great Miles Davis live records either, it’s literally nothing to shame her about. A lot of the joy in music is about the discovery of something new.

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#1  cokeparty
Score:59 | Nov 29th

I’d say I hope he gets some help, but honestly I don’t really give a shit.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#4 

Stu Nill
Score:-27 | Dec 4th

TRUMP 2020 isnt racist its American as Apple Pie.

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#3  LosingMyEdge
Score:-28 | Dec 3rd

First, I see no Ex-Hex, so this list is suspect from the jump.

Two: I have never understood everyone’s need to share all their favorite records in these comments, 95% of which are all the same, outside of those who know all the good, obscure metal, and a few others of you who have interest in music not really covered here. Not being a wet blanket but…let’s take ourselves less seriously? I don’t know. It’s kind of dumb. But, if it makes you happy, you do you, I guess. *shrug emoji*

I would love to see Tom’s Top 15 bandcamp hardcore records, though.

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#2 

Stu Nill
Score:-29 | Dec 4th

No sir Screw you and Wifey to….

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#1 

Stu Nill
Score:-30 | Dec 4th

No sir screw You&Wifey democratic scum..

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  Ronald
Score:25 | Dec 4th

FUN STORY: I was driving to visit family in Canton, Michigan during the holidays one time, about 40 minutes west of Detroit, and as I was getting on 275 I saw this obnoxious, pimped out Escalade on the interstate. I jokingly looked over at my wife and said, “I bet that’s Kid Rock.” Drove up next to the car and sure to shit enough, it was. He looked haggard as always and was, of course, wearing sunglasses even though it was dark outside.

I can’t make this up even if I tried.

Anyways, that has nothing to do with anything and the moral of the story is fuck Kid Rock.

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