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Missed you, slomo!
+4 | 5/24/19 10:13 PM
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THE TEQUILLA SCRUFFSET -Pour two ounces of a nice plato tequilla into a lowball -Fill 3/5s of the way with pineapple-orange juice -Add juice from a half a lime -If you have grenadine, throw that shit in the garbage -Slice a large ripe strawberry and add -Stir -Enjoy, but save the strawberry peices for last. -Eat the strawberry. Yes, you can use a fork, you dainty fuck, but the best way is just to tip the glass upwards and let the slices slap into your mouthhole. Stay safe! Lifejackets and helmets ON!
+12 | 5/24/19 7:21 PM
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Hot as fuck here. Potentially gonna beat the record high for May (97) this weekend. Which also means day beers.
+7 | 5/24/19 6:42 PM
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This is good good.
+3 | 5/24/19 2:46 PM
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Elysian Brewing did a collab beer with Sub Pop years ago. The label said "Corporate Beer Still Sucks." They were still selling it after Anheuser Busch bought them.
+12 | 5/22/19 5:45 PM
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(Yes. I smell like I've been drinking gin in the woods, but that's very #onbrand for me)
+14 | 5/21/19 8:38 PM
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Huh. I actually use Schmidt's cedarwood + juniper. It's nice! But this? This is a bad move.
+4 | 5/21/19 8:36 PM
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Goddammit accidental downvote. This is very funny.
+5 | 5/13/19 5:48 PM
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Sipping Wine from a Mason Jar and Shuffling Around My Darkened Apartment
+12 | 5/13/19 5:13 PM
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Gonna need a lot of 'Gummers to give me references. Gonna use the details from "Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton" for my resume.
+17 | 5/11/19 3:13 PM
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I think I technically qualify to be the guitarist. Except that I don't play guitar. Feels like that doesn't really matter though. Always wanted to get stranded in the UK!
+15 | 5/11/19 2:36 PM
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I'm definitely gonna start going into wine shops to ask if they have any bottles from Crimea.
+7 | 5/10/19 5:31 PM
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For me it's that smile. It's just oozing smarm.
+8 | 5/10/19 4:54 PM
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I always get treated like shit by the TSA. I've been patted down pretty much every time, and usually get my bags searched. I've done the bomb residue test a dozen times.I made a nervous joke about it once to an officer, and he told me "that's what you get for looking like a terrorist. I have a beard. That's it. That's why I get pulled aside for extra screening. Fuck the TSA.
+13 | 5/5/19 5:00 PM
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Wooo! New Culture Buse makes a happy scruff!
+2 | 5/1/19 5:05 PM
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I laughed, but you should really be taking a radial pulse with three fingers.
+11 | 4/29/19 1:17 PM
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If caring about dead kids makes me an asshole, then yeah. I'm an asshole.
+9 | 4/11/19 9:28 PM
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He's a cool guy. I voted for him both times. But his drone policies are reprehensible. I can't, in good conscience, call him a "class act."
0 | 4/11/19 4:22 PM
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I laughed so hard when I read Kixstarter. Totally thought you did it on purpose.
+14 | 4/10/19 11:57 PM
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Fuck. Accidental downvotes seem to be contagious. So sorry.
+9 | 4/10/19 8:16 PM
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(Roger Ebert in Champaign, IL)
+29 | 4/10/19 7:53 PM
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"nobody has ever erected a statue of a critic.” https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/ebert.jpeg
+114 | 4/10/19 7:50 PM
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Probably won't listen to this song, but I read that article abiut his binkers Vegas show and now I'm gonna have nightmares.
+1 | 3/29/19 12:58 AM
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Grizzly Bear should be taking notes.
+19 | 3/28/19 7:40 PM
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Well fuck. I feel like this new one might be aimed straight at me.
+9 | 3/28/19 5:10 PM
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When I first saw this I laughed so hard. Showed it to my wife and now we sing it to eachother whenever we're discussing breakfast plans.
+8 | 3/27/19 8:36 PM
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Drove me crazy too.
+2 | 3/27/19 7:54 PM
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This is his fourth solo album, but the third in a trilogy (according to Craig). https://www.npr.org/2019/01/30/689681180/on-blankets-craig-finn-chronicles-a-lost-lover-s-search
+1 | 3/27/19 7:39 PM
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I don't think this is for young people.
+9 | 3/26/19 3:00 PM
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Yes you can!
+18 | 3/25/19 12:00 PM
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This is a rough one for me : /
+8 | 3/17/19 6:35 PM
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Fun fact. According to Egyptian mythology, Osiris was murdered by Set and cut into pieces, which were scattered. His sister/wife Isis found all the pieces but his penis (which was eaten by my a fish). She put the pieces back together as a mummy, and made him a gold penis. He came back to life with some heavy junk.
+12 | 3/15/19 2:22 PM
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Sara Bareilles. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
+2 | 3/13/19 10:24 PM
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Everything I know about ICP and Jugallos comes from an insane Lyft ride a few months ago. Our driver told us all about the Gatherings she's been to, and how it's really expensive because you have to pay all the normal festival expenses but also stock up on Faygo. Apparently there's a titty inspector who (thankfully) checks IDs before inspecting titties. Apparently to become a full Jugallo you jave to get baptized in Faygo, which she's not willing to do because she's a Christian. She drove like a maniac and almost killed us a few times. We didn't listen to ICP, it was all speed metal and the theme song from Halo.
+46 | 3/13/19 3:23 PM
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Jesus Christ that thing is bad.
+8 | 3/12/19 2:47 PM
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When I (briefly) worked retail, Possum Kingdom played ALL the time. Such a weird choice to have on while trying to sell people outdoor apparel. "Can I suggest this North Face raincoat? It has a wider shoulder box." "DOOOO YOU WANT TO DIE???????" "Or maybe this excellent option from Outdoor Research?"
+22 | 3/8/19 2:03 PM
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I just got it! It's been a long week.
+3 | 3/1/19 7:28 PM
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That's the highest compliment I've ever received.
+18 | 3/1/19 5:51 PM
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Mixtapes. But I have to imagine they were probably mistakes too.
+39 | 2/27/19 7:49 PM
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Last time I was in a Wendy's two different guys tried to sell me their mistakes.
+34 | 2/27/19 7:48 PM
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