Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

One baby to another said I’m lucky to have met you, it is now my duty to completely drain you…

He took the ‘ho’ out of Oklahoma.

So, when you put out the call on a Wednesday for a handful of volunteers to be in a dopey Friday Sidebar bit, and 23 good folks respond, the question becomes: “Who ends up on the cutting room floor?”

Nobody. Not on my watch, anyway. I know the boat may look to be a bit crowded, but on this sea cruise, all are welcome aboard. For all of the good-sport participants, as well as anyone else who just can’t resist a fun factoid, this is for you.
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A big thanks to all who put up with my tepid stuff. I appreciate being a small part of our weird and wonderful clan. Have a fun weekend, everyone. Please be careful, take good care of yourselves and each other,

… and good on you all.

one step closer to all of us fixing wolves

Okay Kendrick Lamar Annihilate My Ass

Everything else aside, adding Pusha T to a group chat with Drake is objectively funny

JFC. If someone sexualizes an image of a naked baby that’s on them. Also this is a person who has profited from this image for three decades.

The surviving members of Nirvana meet once a year to decide if Spencer is a big enough deal to remain on the cover of Nevermind.

And there it is pic.twitter.com/4LYbbpnOel

— uneternal słeep (@uneternal_sleep) August 25, 2021

I see Stereogum has no intention of honoring my request to stop trying to make me give a rats ass about Halsey

This is a snooze.She makes it sound like she's the first person to ever get a damn divorce.The film looks like a hot mess and Billie had the better crying album cover this year.

As a long-time reader of this column, Chris, let me say: so is your critical judgment.

lol honestly good for him. good for his lawyers.

Liberals who hate Elon Musk are the biggest losers in a big tent of dumb lefties. Miss Anthroprocene is a classic, Grimes shouldn’t have to hear anything from these ppl

If iOS 15 finds this album cover in your iTunes library you’re toast.