Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

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THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  spoo
Score:31 | Nov 26th

Using Morrissey’s reasoning; Cows shouldn’t be on farms if they don’t want to become steak.

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#9  crania americana
Score:35 | Nov 28th

More like Evasive Ocean

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#8  marko
Score:35 | Nov 29th

Kylo Ren is clearly more post-hardcore.

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#7  dansolo
Score:36 | Nov 26th

I gasped at hating mushrooms and garlic. What kind of vegetarian indeed. Hating curry and loving bland-ass starches, however, is the exact culinary equivalent of Morrissey’s nationalist politics.

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#6  Chris DeVille
Score:36 | Nov 28th

Yes, really, person whose recent comment history includes defenses of Metallica’s Load and Dave Matthews Band.

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#5  cokeparty
Score:38 | Nov 30th

I can not tell you how happy I am that this was not about Adam Horovitz.

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#4  yarp
Score:39 | Nov 29th

A quick cheat sheet for our dear Kylo:

Sunny Darth Real Estate
Dagobah Confessional
Brand Naboo
The Get Up Droids
Chewie Eat World
Cap’n Jackbar
Thrawnsday

(Apologies everyone, boredom is a terrible disease)

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#3  sandro
Score:44 | Nov 28th

Gorillaz are

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#2  BanksyWasFramed
Score:44 | Nov 29th

“You have someone who’s being told that he’s special his whole life and he can feel it.”

You’ve summed up third wave emo pretty well, Adam.

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#1  Tom Breihan
Score:57 | Nov 28th

This is the kind of thinking that has given us 8 million grammys for past-their-prime veterans. This is the Supernatural thinking, the Two Against Nature thinking, the Herbie Hancock Joni Mitchell tribute album thinking. Throw this thinking in the trash.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#4 

Scarlett Barbee
Score:-12 | Nov 26th

I have never raped, assaulted or harassed anyone, nor have I vociferously defended anyone who has done so, or was accused of doing so…so no, he is the one the poor rock had to be on top of. Please note, my command of the language also doesn’t require resorting to expletives. Also, never having heard of him did not in any way hamper my life in any way…and, I have to add, I now never want to hear anything by him as it all would be imbued by his rotten attitude and misogynistic outlook, like a piece of meat that still looks good, but when you open.the package its rotteness stinks to high heaven.

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#3  trevtrev
Score:-14 | Nov 26th

Mushrooms are pretty gross though.

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#2  sandro
Score:-15 | Nov 28th

Take a chill pill dude.

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#1 

Scarlett Barbee
Score:-18 | Nov 26th

the sad and pathetic: here is this wannabe’s attempt at being in the news and getting free press…I never heard of this dude before and once he stops reaching up to this low level, I doubt that anyone will ever hear anything about him again-other that a few die-hards. He certainly is utterly clueless, but boy has he had this much news coverage ever? Too bad that his artistic acumen and accomplishments aren’t enough to get him this kind of recognition and coverage. So, he has nothing better in his bag of tricks than to be a rapist, harasser and assaulter by proxy. Wow, you really cannot possibly go any lower. Piss-off…there is a good reason why I hadn’t heard of you heretofore: ya r the useless piece of skin the base of your penis had the misfortune to be connected to!

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  lobster man
Score:9 | Nov 30th

Thus reagniting the Prurient beef.

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