Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

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THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  TombstoneDues
Score:47 | Feb 1st

Look, man. We know you’re not making a country album, but what exactly do you think you’re doing?

Posted in: Justin Timberlake: “Stop Telling Me I’m Making A Country Album”
#9  phospholipidbilayer
Score:48 | Jan 28th

“Right?! He’s JUST like Michael Jackson! Harold and I are so gonna play this at our next cookout next summer after VBS is over! Be sure to tell Sharon when you see her at the PTA meeting next week! Let’s all go out for a glass of wine soon! Y’all know doctors say a glass of red wine a day is good for you, and I LOVE me a glass of red wine 😜” – Linda K

❤️ Bless

Posted in: Grammys 2018: Bruno Mars Wins Album Of The Year
#8  billypilgrim
Score:48 | Jan 29th

This is the first album I remember publicly stating my distaste for solely to be contrarian, so it will always hold a special place in my heart. Also, I liked it then and love it now.

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#7  Jeff Buc-lee
Score:49 | Feb 1st

His name is timber lake and he has worked with a guy named timber land. Surely, he is a man of the woods.

Posted in: Justin Timberlake: “Stop Telling Me I’m Making A Country Album”
#6  Stereopun
Score:51 | Feb 1st

Hoping his favorite song this Sunday is FUMBLE.

Posted in: Tom Brady Is Totally Pretending To Be A Kendrick Lamar Fan
#5  museummouth
Score:54 | Jan 29th

But I worked at The Gap in college and they played Fleet Foxes ALL THE TIME…

Posted in: Fleet Foxes’ Robin Pecknold Calls Bruno Mars “Toys R Us Gap Band”
#4  scruffy
Score:57 | Feb 1st

I’m pretty sure an ancient Roman cokeparty would involve plenty of sucking ass.

Posted in: Justin Timberlake: “Stop Telling Me I’m Making A Country Album”
#3  dansolo
Score:59 | Jan 29th

We had time for Sam Smith to put on a lab coat and sing a song that’s nominated for nothing. We had time for Wild Thoughts which is also nominated for nothing and was actually eligible this cycle and they didn’t even bring out Santana to play guitar. We had time for James Corden to do anything at all. We had time for James Corden’s PARENTS. And god forbid we skip Portnow’s Complaint just one year. But right, where would Lorde have fit in to that intricate puzzle of deeply necessary Grammy Moments (TM)…

Posted in: Grammys President Says Women Need To “Step Up” To Win More Awards
#2  blochead
Score:60 | Jan 26th

First listen: Seems gay

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#1  Chris DeVille
Score:62 | Feb 1st

If you can name zero song titles or even an album title, I don’t think you can call yourself a fan. Your sister is a fraud.

Posted in: Tom Brady Is Totally Pretending To Be A Kendrick Lamar Fan

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#4  DJ_Windows_98
Score:-25 | Jan 31st

Hey, you know what else doo-wop, disco, and trap have in common? They all fucking suck!

I can’t wait for this bubble to burst and see everyone get suspiciously quiet, or see some you hardcore stans suddenly say you never liked Migos, or at least say you were never that into them. This is a press cycle that’ll move on to the next shitty zietgiest within a year or so, and they can all rot in hell.

Posted in: Migos And The Overwhelming Content-Flood
#3 

Javier G. Madrigal Jr.
Score:-27 | Jan 29th

take a leap & read his whole quote in the article.

Posted in: Grammys President Says Women Need To “Step Up” To Win More Awards
#2  butterflysoup
Score:-56 | Jan 28th

between the alcoholism, the gross jack antonoff affair rumours, and this, this is probably the end of her peak. I hope not, she is very talented. just doesn’t seem like this is going to be a good year for lorde.

Posted in: Report: Lorde Not Singing At Grammys Because They Wouldn’t Let Her Perform Her Own Music Like All The Male Album Nominees Are
#1  Skatexfire
Score:-81 | Jan 28th

Well at least it’s not sexist.. Her on screen presence is stiff and ghoulish, any performance would turn into a social media blunder.

Posted in: Report: Lorde Not Singing At Grammys Because They Wouldn’t Let Her Perform Her Own Music Like All The Male Album Nominees Are

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  spiritualize
Score:33 | Jan 29th

i am such a smashing pumpkins fan that i once bought tickets to his chicago area wrestling league event because he was scheduled to make an appearance. i waited in line with my siamese dream and zwan booklets in my backpack with a green sharpie. i rushed over to him when the doors opened and he was wearing a purple cape that went all the way to the ground. he happily signed the two albums and took a photo with me. i was happy and expected the rest of the night to be formulaic as i had already achieved the purpose for buying the tickets.

a few minutes later i walked by the merch table where a family was in a conversation with billy. the dad had two brand new copies of the deluxe reissue siamese dream and gish vinyls in their shrink wrap. he opened them and asked billy to sign them because his son was a fan. the kid couldn’t have been more than 8 years old and for sure wasn’t a fan. i stayed close to see if i could hear what billy would say.

he took the records to sign them and said something about how this man was obviously a flipper and the albums would be on ebay before midnight tonight. the man assured him by saying “no, no these are for my son, right here, he is a big fan.” billy then looked at the dad and said “don’t tell me this kid is my fan.” he bent over at the waste and said with a smile to the kid – “don’t make me ask you to sing one of my songs.” after he finished signing both he walked away.

aside from being memorable, i actually found the exchange i overheard to be endearing. somewhere in there is the grunge spirit, unwilling to let it pass by – he HAD to call the guy out on being a record flipper – but still signed them anyway so as not to be a dick.

anyways i would happily welcome a new pumpkins record – pretty much everyone slept on the much better than average solo record from last year.

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