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it's tricky to rock a rhyme that's right on time
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August 19, 2020 on Young Dolph Is Very Good At Rapping
pretty sure it's "follow you home like you Sonic, got Tails on you" which makes far more sense than "leave you hung like you Sonic" (DO NOT Google "hung Sonic")
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August 19, 2020 on Young Dolph Is Very Good At Rapping
lol yeah referring to the KRZ soundtrack as "video game music", while technically accurate, is wildly misleading
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August 18, 2020 on Angel Olsen – “Waving, Smiling”
lol i don't consider Zack Snyder a director, more like a charlatan. maybe i should have said "auteur" instead. of all the auteur directors, i think Nolan's visual style is the most boring.
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August 18, 2020 on Travis Scott Reviews Tenet: “It’s Very Fire”
spot on about the dull color palette. of all the big "blockbuster" directors, his films are the butt-ugliest to look at and this one looks no different. the time travel concept might be interesting if it wasn't so boring to look at, but it's just grey, grey, grey everywhere. i do love The Prestige though. perfect amount of twists and turns imo. it's far and away his best film.
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August 18, 2020 on Travis Scott Reviews Tenet: “It’s Very Fire”
i'm pretty sure Tom dove into it during the first solo MJ single (i think it was "Ben"?). it would be redundant to repeat it in every single MJ article, no? i don't think anyone is unaware of Michael's crimes at this point.
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August 17, 2020 on Sun Kil Moon’s UK Tour Cancelled
i think on a certain level the modern left does need to admit that we are no longer interested in debate with the right and our new project is to make conservatism socially unacceptable and shameful. personally i think that's a worthwhile project but i do think it's a little disingenuous when leftists pretend that we're not doing it.
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August 12, 2020 on Nick Cave Addresses “Cancel Culture”
without any context or specificity, this is the same basic-ass take as that recent Harper's letter that everyone freaked out about. weren't we all celebrating the demise of Burger Records like two weeks ago? some shit deserves to be cancelled.
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August 12, 2020 on Nick Cave Addresses “Cancel Culture”
"This Year" is obviously legendary, but honestly "Up the Wolves" might be an even better shout-along middle-fingers-to-the-world song
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August 11, 2020 on The Mountain Goats – “As Many Candles As Possible”
Sweden is so good and so underrated. "Going to Queens" is an all time Mountain Goats song for me.
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August 11, 2020 on The Mountain Goats – “As Many Candles As Possible”
"Stick Stickly" by Attack Attack, of course
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August 3, 2020 on 10 More Artists Join Save Stereogum: An ’00s Covers Comp
loved the intro, one of the ways i explain the difference between death metal and black metal to people who ask, is that death metal bands tend to have aggro names like Carcass, Bloodbath, and Autopsy whereas black metal bands tend to have atmospheric names like Immortal, Sigh, and Woe. and the music itself generally follows along with that pattern. and people sort of instinctively understand what that means, without me needing to explain stuff like tremolo picking and blast beats and shit. i do love a good curveball like Weekend Nachos, though
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July 31, 2020 on The Month In Metal – July 2020
https://youtu.be/mRazYsaHwuU you're welcome
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July 29, 2020 on Madonna’s Instagram Censored For Promoting COVID Conspiracy Theory
this wouldn't even upset my grandma
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July 29, 2020 on Marilyn Manson – “We Are Chaos”
i dunno, even when i was doing poetry workshops in college i was too embarrassed to bring in angsty poems about LA (which i totally wrote, so i get it, but there's a reason i never shared those with anyone)
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July 28, 2020 on Lana Del Rey’s Spoken Word Album Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass Is Out; Hear A Sample Track
as someone who really likes poetry and doesn't think it is inherently pretentious to write and release poetry, no, this is bad. just completely self-absorbed and full of boring cliches, and i heard nothing that i haven't heard many times before. this poem is supposedly a love letter to LA, yet it has nothing unique or interesting to say about the city itself at all, just a whole bunch of navel gazing about how i love the city but it doesn't love me back but that's okay because i'm from nowhere but the city is like the sun, no wait it's like a lover, no wait it's like the ocean. nah, this is some boring ass Instagram poetry bullshit.
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July 28, 2020 on Lana Del Rey’s Spoken Word Album Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass Is Out; Hear A Sample Track
i'm super late to this party but wanted to plug Caitlin Rose. The Stand-In is a fantastic album all-around, try "Only a Clown" or "Pink Champagne".
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July 25, 2020 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
album art and title confirms this is the pivot to pagan black metal we've all been waiting for
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July 23, 2020 on Taylor Swift Announces New Album folklore Out Tonight, Largely Produced By Aaron Dessner
you about to lose your job because you are detaining me for nothing
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July 15, 2020 on Song Of The Summer 2020: Vote Now!
i think "Mouthful of Cavities" is my favorite on Soup. when the drums and sludgy riffs come in on the back half and the song flips from tender to menacing on a dime. and "Car Seat" is creepy as fuck.
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July 10, 2020 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
the new Boris is the most rock and roll album of the year. nothing kicks more ass. wish they'd hurry up and put it on Spotify already.
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July 7, 2020 on Album Of The Week: Margo Price That’s How Rumors Get Started
Americana is basically the middle ground between folk and country
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July 7, 2020 on Album Of The Week: Margo Price That’s How Rumors Get Started
"when i stood in my front yard and felt the sun on my face, it just felt like a rerun" is one of those lyrics that gives me goosebumps for sure
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July 6, 2020 on The 10 Best Waxahatchee Songs
how is "Recite Remorse" not on anyone's list so far? especially that demo version! my picks: 10. Swan Dive 09. Summer of Love 08. Never Been Wrong 07. Grey Hair 06. Witches 05. Hell 04. Lilacs 03. Can't Do Much 02. Recite Remorse (Demo) 01. La Loose
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July 6, 2020 on The 10 Best Waxahatchee Songs
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July 5, 2020 on Kanye West Announces 2020 Presidential Bid, Elon Musk Endorses
Chaos Moon, Cloud Rat, Vukari, and Woe as well?? Holy shit!
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July 2, 2020 on Boris – “Anti-Gone”
please take all my money and never leave, i can't bear the thought of commenting on sputnikmusic or (shudder) indieheads
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June 29, 2020 on Save Stereogum: An ‘00s Covers Comp
"make him eat me out while I watch anime" is a boring re-write of one of my favorite Lil Kim lines: "got buffoons eating my pussy while i watch cartoons"
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June 26, 2020 on Megan Thee Stallion – “Girls In The Hood”
yep, sounds like a Tigers Jaw song. i love em but they could stand to blow up their formula a bit.
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June 25, 2020 on Tigers Jaw – “Warn Me”
this kicks ass, Boris back on their Motorhead shit
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June 24, 2020 on Boris – “Loveless”
i think this is still my favorite of theirs. never heard or seen anything like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02k126v3Zu4
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June 18, 2020 on Don’t Forget Amnesia Scanner
please you could fit a whole grindcore ep in there
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June 17, 2020 on Liz Phair Wrote A Pretty Good Song About Twitter’s New Audio Feature
ugh, in retrospect "Kiss Me When I Bleed" and "Paradise" are obvious tradwife fantasies
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June 17, 2020 on Riot Fest Announces 2021 Initial Lineup
damn, i always knew Mish Way was kind of an asshole, just not THAT kind of asshole :(
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June 16, 2020 on Riot Fest Announces 2021 Initial Lineup
this is actually a really dope song, Creed sings it karaoke during one of the Xmas parties, right in that psych/power-pop sweet spot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33r0_DeuHX4
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June 11, 2020 on Creed Bratton – “Chan Chu Toad”
everyone is overlooking the fact that The Black Cube of Saturn would be a fucking awesome prog metal band name
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June 11, 2020 on Ice Cube Accused Of Tweeting Anti-Semitic Memes And Russian Propaganda
the new Princess Nokia was pretty disappointing, i had high hopes for her after loving 1992 Deluxe, but the whole Chance the Rapper meets Hot Topic thing is just... nah.
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June 10, 2020 on The 50 Best Albums Of 2020 So Far
oh this is the dude behind Summit? fuck yeahhhhh
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June 10, 2020 on The 50 Best Albums Of 2020 So Far
Mountain Goats always get taken for granted because John is so prolific and consistent
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June 10, 2020 on The 50 Best Albums Of 2020 So Far
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